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Ouch! Curved 8 Inch Hollow Strap-On

Sometimes, maybe you're in the mood for something classic (ie: penis shaped), when it comes to your strap-on(s). Then again, maybe not! In either case...

Ouch! Twisted 8 Inch Hollow Strap-On

In our opinion, which we think you'll agree with, strapping one on should be fun for everyone. You should never have to worry about whether or not a s...

Ouch! Curved 8 Inch Hollow Strap-On

Sometimes, maybe you're in the mood for something classic (ie: penis shaped), when it comes to your strap-on(s). Then again, maybe not! In either case...

Ouch! Curved 8 Inch Hollow Strap-On

Sometimes, maybe you're in the mood for something classic (ie: penis shaped), when it comes to your strap-on(s). Then again, maybe not! In either case...

Textured Curved 8 Inch Hollow Strap-On

Sometimes, maybe you're in the mood for something classic (ie: penis shaped), when it comes to your strap-on(s). Then again, maybe not! In either case...

Ouch! Curved 8 Inch Hollow Strap-On

Sometimes, maybe you're in the mood for something classic (ie: penis shaped), when it comes to your strap-on(s). Then again, maybe not! In either case...

Ouch! Twisted 8 Inch Hollow Strap-On

In our opinion (which we think you'll agree with) strapping one on should be fun for everyone. You should never have to worry about whether or not a s...

Ouch! Textured Curved 8 Inch Hollow Strap-On

Sometimes, maybe you're in the mood for something classic (ie: penis shaped), when it comes to your strap-on(s). Then again, maybe not! In either case...

Textured Curved 8 Inch Hollow Strap-On

Sometimes, maybe you're in the mood for something classic (ie: penis shaped), when it comes to your strap-on(s). Then again, maybe not! In either case...

Ouch! Twisted 8 Inch Hollow Strap-On

In our opinion (which we think you'll agree with) strapping one on should be fun for everyone. You should never have to worry about whether or not a s...

Textured Curved 8 Inch Hollow Strap-On

Sometimes, maybe you're in the mood for something classic (ie: penis shaped), when it comes to your strap-on(s). Then again, maybe not! In either case...

Dillio Platinum Big Hero 6 Inch Dildo

It's extra smooth, it's sexily swollen, it's compatible with the totally unique Body Dock system (seriously, look into this!) and it's Creamsicle oran...

Dillio Platinum Secret Explorer 6 Inch Dildo

It's extra smooth, it's super silky, it's compatible with the totally unique Body Dock system (seriously, look into this!) and it's Creamsicle orange....

Stainless Steel 11 Inch Dildo

To save on packaging, this product does not include a box.Listen, we're not fond of the old expression "what's good for the goose is good for the gan...

Strap U G-Swirl Silicone Dildo

To be honest, we're in love dildo even without having taken it for a ride (weekend plans, perhaps?) because, hello - those colors! Of course, there's ...

Dillio Platinum Wild Thing 7 Inch Dildo

It's silky, it's sexily textured, it's compatible with the amazing Body Dock system (seriously, look into this!) and it's Creamsicle orange. It's the ...

Dillio Platinum Super Eight Dildo

It's long, lean and sexily swollen, it's super silky, it's compatible with the totally unique Body Dock system (seriously, look into this!) and it's C...

Dillio Platinum Big Hero 6 Inch Dildo

It's extra smooth, it's sexily swollen, it's compatible with the totally unique Body Dock system (seriously, look into this!) and it's beachy teal. It...

Dillio Platinum Secret Explorer 6 Inch Dildo

It's extra smooth, it's super silky, it's compatible with the totally unique Body Dock system (seriously, look into this!) and it's pretty pale lavend...

Ouch! Textured Ass Snake 21 Inch Dildo

No need for an antidote - the only place this Snake will strike is your deepest sweet spot(s). Ouch!'s Textured Ass Snake Dildo features TONS of deepl...

Dillio Platinum Curious Five Dildo

It's comfortably slim, it's extra smooth and super silky, it's compatible with the totally unique Body Dock system (seriously, look into this!) and it...

Dillio Platinum Slim Seven Dildo

It's sexily textured, it's super silky, it's compatible with the totally unique Body Dock system (seriously, look into this!) and it's beachy teal. It...

Dillio Platinum Super Eight Dildo

It's long, lean and sexily swollen, it's super silky, it's compatible with the totally unique Body Dock system (seriously, look into this!) and it's p...

Dillio Platinum Slim Seven Dildo

It's sexily textured, it's super silky, it's compatible with the totally unique Body Dock system (seriously, look into this!) and it's pretty pale lav...

RealRock 7 Inch Ripply Dildo

Adding a pop of color and a big blast of pleasure potential to your toy collection, RealRock's 7 Inch Ripply features a bumpy, sexily swollen shape, l...

Dillio Platinum Wild Thing 7 Inch Dildo

It's silky, it's sexily textured, it's compatible with the amazing Body Dock system (seriously, look into this!) and it's beachy teal. It's the Dillio...

Galaxie 7 Inch Silicone Dildo

Before we start raving about the many, many stand-out features of this pleasure-treasure of a dildo from the Sportsheets Nexus collection, we have to ...

Dillio Platinum Curious Five Dildo

It's comfortably slim, it's extra smooth and super silky, it's compatible with the totally unique Body Dock system (seriously, look into this!) and it...

6.5" Full Tip Textured Glass Dildo

Seeking (and finding!) sweet spots with the incredible precision that only extra firm toys can deliver, the gläs collection's petite Full Tip offers u...

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Hux 7 Inch Silicone Dildo

Before we start raving about the many, many stand-out features of this pleasure-treasure of a dildo from the Sportsheets Nexus collection, we have to ...

Lennox 8 Inch Vibrating Hollow Silicone Dildo

Before we start raving about the many, many stand-out features of this pleasure-treasure of a vibrating dildo from the Sportsheets Nexus collection, w...

Leisure Vibrating Dildo

Some toys always stand out in a crowd. For instance, Tantus' unmistakable attention to detail and, of course, that signature ultra silky (and 100% bod...

She-Ology 3 Piece Advanced Wearable Vaginal Dilator Set

There are any number of reasons why you or your partner may be looking for a little help in the dilation department. Maybe you're warming up for bigge...

Jinx 5 Inch Silicone Dildo

Before we start raving about the many, many stand-out features of this little pleasure-treasure of a dildo from the Sportsheets Nexus collection, we h...

Riley Silicone Dildo

A dreamily shaped unisex dildo with a silken touch and perfectly contoured head, Maia's Riley is a simple, breathtakingly pleasurable penetration tool...

Riley Silicone Dildo

A dreamily shaped unisex dildo in silky silicone, Maia's g-spot loving Riley offers her curvy lines and perfect harness compatibility to pleasure purs...

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Bend Over Intermediate Harness Kit

Offering playful mates comfy, user-friendly styling and the choice of two ultra silky silicone dildos, Tantus's ever-popular (and for good reason!) Be...

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Silk Small Dildo

A smooth dildo in ultra silky silicone, Tantus' Silk Small is a blissfully effective tool shaped naturally and thoughtfully to provide precise stimula...

Kendall Silicone Dildo

A tantalizingly textured total classic in silky silicone, Maia's up-for-anything Kendall offers its curvy, g-spot adoring shape and perfect harness co...

She-Ology 5 Piece Wearable Vaginal Dilator Set

There are any number of reasons why you or your partner may be looking for a little help in the dilation department. Maybe you're warming up for bigge...

They-Ology 5 Piece Wearable Anal Training Set

There are a million and one possible reasons why you or your partner may be looking for a little help in the anal training department. Maybe you're wa...

Squeeze-It Wavy Dildo

Here's a question for you. Don't stress, it's an easy one. What do you want from a really great dildo? You're probably going to be looking for a shape...

Crystal Premium Glass Pleasure Wand

Straight, sturdy and as smoother than you could ever imagine, this gorgeous double sided dildo in royal blue glass is as versatile as it is ridiculous...

Kink Everything Butt The Serpent Anal Snake

Writhing and coiling deep, naturally targeting every anal sweet spot, Kink by Doc Johnson's The Serpent Anal Snake was deviously designed to please fe...

Boundless 6 Inch Smooth Probe

Read through any pegging how-to, and you'll find this all-important piece of advice for beginners: go small! Oh, and use tons of lube, of course. Soli...

Silk Medium Dildo

A smooth, perfectly mid-sized, amazingly versatile dildo in the silkiest, most fantastically lifelike-feeling silicone imaginable, Tantus' Silk Medium...

Boundless 4.75 Inch Ridged Probe

Read through any pegging how-to, and you'll find this all-important piece of advice for beginners: go small! Oh, and use tons of lube, of course. Luck...